PC World

... replaced the keyboard where half the keys didn't work (so cntrl+alt+delete will hopefully work now!), replaced the squeaking mouse with a quieter one, handed over the missing remote control for the TV card (not that I'm going to use it, but I might, one day!) and found a memory upgrade which isn't ABSOLUTELY identical to the card in it, but should fit (unlike the last one they gave me), and shouldn't fry the motherboard, although they were a bit vague on that point.

"Who served you?" they said. "Oh, Eddie." Significant exchange of looks.

Sigh.

Don't ache as much today as I expected to, but might if I go do the gardening that needs doing!

Weather forecasts are for increasing warmth as the week progresses. Ah, summer at last!