Grimsby

I often read the Grimsby Evening Telegraph webpage for light relief. One recent story enthused about the Christmas pantomime, due to be enlivened by "a real flying carpet." Yep, that would be pretty exciting.

Today there is a Breaking News flash - "Strange Object spotted in sky!: A strange bright, shiny object has been spotted in the sky over North East Lincolnshire this morning. Telegraph staff have just realised it is, in fact the sun ..."

Grimsby is *such* an exciting place!!